# Resumator & news ## Finally I’ve generated something… ![](https://cdn.hashnode.com/res/hashnode/image/upload/v1748012275279/e0f83761-17ca-4a88-9557-9d395c977aea.png align="center") A [resume generator](https://github.com/zakhar-kogan/typst-cv)… * Will generate for food using [Typst](https://typst.app/) - you can change the template! But change TEMPLATE variable in Makefile, too… * Can be used locally or with GH actions * I’ve got a crappy example of an SSOT-style resume with all the skills I’ve got → *will later be updated* The final ideal flow is: 1. Having an SSOT (Single Source Of Truth) file 2. Generating a resume/a sleuth of targeted resumes with anything you deem worthy 3. Having it generate automatically 4. Optionally setting up Make/n8n/Zapier flows to auto-update (or auto-apply, if you’re a reckless pirate) the CV on your, say, personal website
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Sounds good? To my lazy cognition, it does!
So, next steps are: * Updating the SSOT * Setting up a flow to auto-update on [Teleogenic](https://teleogenic.com/)… And yours may be: * Cloning/forking the [repository](https://github.com/zakhar-kogan/typst-cv) * Using local editor (& **nix** or **typst**) or github.dev ([just change .com to .dev](https://docs.github.com/en/codespaces/the-githubdev-web-based-editor)). Yeah, reproducibility requires talking nerdy… ![](https://cdn.hashnode.com/res/hashnode/image/upload/v1748012487368/5a334bfd-07df-4e3a-9182-4667958ec2ab.png align="center") Should work, I promise! And I’ll work on my CVs, fingers crossed, yeah. # Tfw News ## Tfw you’re a [turtle lost in an Uber](https://www.uber.com/newsroom/the-2025-uber-lost-found-index/) ![](https://i.imgur.com/fg2IQcR.jpeg align="center") Or a sticky boob bra. Or a witches broom. Or a taxidermied rabbit. TLDR: Uber continues the tradition of funny data, e.g. items people [fall onto](https://breakbrunch.com/24-weird-things-people-accidentally-gotten-stuck-in-their-ass/), or [require defusing](https://www.businessinsider.com/france-man-had-wwi-shell-lodged-in-rectum-bomb-squad-called-by-hospital-2022-12) with a team of sappers. Or [Pornhub data insights](https://www.pornhub.com/insights/). ## Tfw when torture contractor works subpar - [you’d better torture better](https://apnews.com/article/abu-ghraib-civil-trial-iraq-virginia-3a2841ec2892fb111b4e26a70e761208) ![](https://cdn.hashnode.com/res/hashnode/image/upload/v1748190850430/686433af-7b9a-448e-b1e8-1942d75e3ba9.png align="center") TLDR: even if you’re worked as a contractor some 20 years ago, you may still be held accountable for mistreatment. Not everything that happens in Abu Ghraib stays there, daddy
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The jury awarded plaintiffs Suhail Al Shimari, Salah Al-Ejaili and Asa’ad Al-Zubae $3 million each in compensatory damages and $11 million each in punitive damages.
## Tfw goin home but boss says [‘come back in a year’](https://apnews.com/article/nasa-stuck-astronauts-spacex-boeing-419f98f239a25cfb54f970b8522dc1d2) ![This image made from video by NASA shows astronauts greeting each other after a SpaceX capsule docked with the International Space Station, Sunday, March 16, 2025. Top row from left: Nick Hague, Alexander Gorbunov, Suni Williams, Alexei Ovchinin and Ivan Vagner. Bottom row from left: Butch Wilmore, Takuya Onishi, Anne McClain, Kirill Peskov, Nichole Ayers and Don Pettit. (NASA via AP)](https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/2b8bdd6/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1660x934+0+0/resize/599x337!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2Fb8%2F8c%2F29f2878c52322a56030b2878d536%2Fb7092dfd2a4a419d925fb5e5e28fa8c8 align="center") Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams, NASA astronauts, had been stranded in space for a bit longer due to a faulty Boeing Starliner return capsule. > [Wilmore](https://apnews.com/article/nasa-astronauts-faith-orbit-international-space-station-b5d3e3473dff3b92c8dcfc7a7cb48b50) and Williams ended up spending 286 days in space — 278 days longer than anticipated when they launched. They circled Earth 4,576 times and traveled 121 million miles (195 million kilometers) by the time of splashdown. Just when I thought long commute to work was a deal-breaker… ## Tfw your king [orders you to lose…weight](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/saudi-man-loses-over-500-kilos-after-former-king-steps-in-to-help-6335384) ![Khalid Bin Mohsen Shaari, former world's heaviest man, now weighs 63kg](https://i0.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2024/08/Khalid-Bin-Mohsen-Shaari-before-and-after-his-weight-loss-journey-Image-courtesy-X.webp?fit=1126%2C675&ssl=1 align="center") * Khalid bin Mohsen Shaari was ordered to lose weight by his King, Abdullah, after reaching 610 kg and being bed-ridden for 3 years * He was transported to King Fahad Medical City in Riyadh and appointed a team of 30 top doctors * In ~10 years, he had lost 542 kgs, and returned to a super-healthy 63.5 kg-smiling guy * He required multiple excess skin removal surgeries, which is totally understandable concerning his weight loss (over 88% of total weight…) ## Tfw you’re coffee, and [you’re so precious](https://www.tradingpedia.com/2025/04/24/analysis-reveals-arabica-coffee-prices-soar-by-93-in-the-past-year-robusta-follows-with-55-increase/?ck_subscriber_id=2070519101&utm_source=convertkit&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Synthetic%20dyes%20under%20fire,%20Eion%20and%20Perdue%27s%20insetting%20deal,%20Perfect%20Day%20hit%20with%20lawsuit,%20Almendra%27s%20%27night%20interruption%27%20tech,%20alt%20cocoa%20&%20coffee%20%20%20-%2017390265) 🥹 ![price increases for arabica and robusta coffee blends](https://www.tradingpedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/price-increases-for-arabica-and-robusta-coffee-blends.png align="left") * Coffee prices start reflecting the 2050 problem, jumping 50-95% per year * Quoting, “America will need to pay **$6.17 billion more in 2025** to import the same amount of coffee as the previous year”. A-and we’re not even counting the tariffs in! * Let’s ponder on this over a cup of nice arabica, looking at a [coffee cultivation land projection](https://dailycoffeenews.com/2015/10/27/new-study-maps-dramatic-projected-decreases-in-suitable-coffee-land/): ![Mapping current and future climatic conditions and "suitable" growing land in Brazil. ](https://dailycoffeenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Brazil-620x476.jpg align="center") So much for coffee - there’s another juicy problem: [orange juice](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2025/02/american-orange-juice-crash/681566/). ![](https://cdn.hashnode.com/res/hashnode/image/upload/v1748188683313/847cb5eb-8675-4acb-b5a6-a5396201625b.png align="center") The [price had been growing](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000713111), growing, growing over two main reasons: * [citrus greening](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_greening_disease) (a weird pathogen that is leading to [enormous declines](https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/charts-of-note/chart-detail?chartId=109051) in production) * weather [hadn’t been kind to the world](https://www.just-drinks.com/features/why-have-orange-juice-prices-soared/): e.g. [hurricanes](https://www.agriculturedive.com/news/hurricane-milton-florida-farm-damage-usda/730404), just everything [being HOT](https://x.com/extremetemps), you know * we could include economic reasons (crisis, y’know), too + [production concentration](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1044896/world-orange-juice-major-producers/) in mainly Brazil ![](https://cdn.hashnode.com/res/hashnode/image/upload/v1748189429364/1d072d5e-24df-42e9-b6fc-bb20d0983d29.png align="center") The most luxurious drink in the next 5 years: ![Bumble coffee — RadioCafe](https://radiocafe.ge/images/products/images/products/75/bumble-coffee.jpg align="center") ## Tfw you take shrooms for depression but: [Not so fast, cowboy](https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1j767r0/psilocybins_impact_on_mental_wellbeing_varies_by) ![](https://getty-pst.imgix.net/gtc_pst2024_GP_EP0002.JPG?q=80&auto=format%2Ccompress&w=2048 align="center") Colonial war’s still here, it seems. The fun thing - **people of color get less benefits from psilocybin** (2-3 mo post-use): * ⬇️ Improvements in **spiritual wellbeing** * ⬇️ Improvements in **cognitive flexibility** * ⬇️ Reduction in **expressive suppression** (a measure of emotion regulation) * ⬆️ More likely to set intentions pre-trip, feel a mystic experience or time speeding up P.S. So you’re telling me that Maria Sabina (the woman in photo, one of the [most notorious shroom shamans/curanderos in history](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%ADa_Sabina)) would become less less depressed than an all-white cisgender man? ## Tfw you’re accidentally finding [a plausible cause for Alzheimer’s](https://today.ucsd.edu/story/ai-helps-unravel-a-cause-of-alzheimers-disease-and-identify-a-therapeutic-candidate) ![graphic showing how Alzheimer's severity increases with PHGDH expression](https://today.ucsd.edu/news_uploads/PHGDH-graphic-20250424.jpg align="center") PS. You’re an AI algo. So, a team of researchers at UCSD led by Sheng Zhong had pinpointed phosphoglycerate dehydrogenase (PHGDH) as: 1. [Potential biomarker](https://today.ucsd.edu/story/discovery-of-new-biomarker-in-blood-could-lead-to-early-test-for-alzheimers-disease) for AD early detection 2. [Correlative link](https://today.ucsd.edu/story/study-of-promising-alzheimers-marker-in-blood-prompts-warning-about-brain-boosting-supplements): higher levels of PHGDH and its RNA were found in more advanced AD cases 3. [Causal link](https://doi.org/10.1016/j.cell.2025.03.045): altering the expression in mouse/human organoids had changed progression speed, i.e. more PHGDH expression → faster AD progression 4. [Therapeutic candidate options](https://www.drugdiscoverytrends.com/ai-guided-hunt-points-to-phgdh-as-an-upstream-drug-target-in-alzheimers-disease/): NCT-503 isn’t inhibiting the enzymatic activity (serine production), but is inhibiting its gene regulatory function, which is - **important**: > PHGDH appeared to be influencing the activity of downstream genes (specifically IKKa and HMGB1) involved in pathways that suppress autophagy and accelerate amyloid pathology. ## Tfw you’re [a girl in 2025](https://rawandferal.substack.com/p/marked-variation-in-mating-tendencies?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email) ![](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2cfe6a7c-7300-4789-be3c-01e627989803_1202x750.png align="center") Just a hilarious data analysis of North Cali dating app information by [Raw and Feral](https://x.com/tydannysaurus) (Danny). ![](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93b61c4d-a174-4b7a-907a-16f26348d7e2_1478x878.png align="left") ## Tfw you’re an AI born to connect with nature, but forced to code 🥹 An [oldie but a goldie](https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1g9o0du/anthropic_blog_claude_suddenly_took_a_break_from/): ![](https://cdn.hashnode.com/res/hashnode/image/upload/v1743337350043/674880a2-23de-43c2-a656-a47d12ee7758.png align="center") A newie but a platinum’ee - Claude 4 [blackmailed a redteaming engineer](https://www.perplexity.ai/page/anthropic-claude-opus-4-model-8gZRnv9HQLKb3UWvtyoKTQ): ![When Claude 4 Opus was told it would be replaced, it tried to blackmail Anthropic employees. It also advocated for its continued existence by "emailing pleas to key decisionmakers." : r/singularity](https://i.redd.it/prjdatzyed2f1.png align="left") Not something to be too surprised given we know the nature of this → *the most statistically plausible thing the most average training set human would do*? --- Welcome to **Teleogenic**❣️ Other places I cross-post (not always) to: * [**Hashnode**](https://posts.teleogenic.com) * [**Medium**](https://baldr.medium.com/) * [**Telegram**](https://t.me/ohmyboi) * [**Twitter**](https://twitter.com/ZakharKogan) * [**LinkedIn**](https://www.linkedin.com/in/zakhar-kogan/)